Found us abed thee twelfth day
of December, cuz yours truly
still felt dehydration, physical
fatigue and soreness,
which possibly linkedin
to using stationary bicycle.

Our bed (mine and the wife),
I arbitrarily describe as double wide
mine traditional established
approximate sleeping side
on the right if facing headboard
while standing at footboard;
if I blithely disturb, dismiss,

and disregard settled pattern
posse would appear out of thin air
as if most other married couples
linkedin with their own sleeping arrangement,