alternately titled instant infatuation:
a moment of spontaneous spunk
instantaneously transformed
ordinarily shy guy into a quidnunc
courtesy powder milk biscuits
inside his mouth
bitesize morsels did plunk
wafted courtesy pheromones
found him punchdrunk
reclusive tendencies bubbled up

(analogous to petrification
found yours truly immobilized
like Stonewall Jackson)
undermining vetted wanton yearning
I lapsed into role of celibate monk
nonverbal communication conveyed
that of characteristic,
eccentric, and generic lunk