Hey diddle diddle
the cat and the fiddle
when off to see
a crooked man and woman,
whilst cowards jumped
over moo ving little
pair of mismatched muggles,
who both walked from scan
din navy yah,
where dog goniff imps
jousted with brittle

shaky spears, den did mark
neither path to Norway, where pan
demon neeyum erupted over adult
playing monkey in the middle
and bear witness to such sport
as dishabille donned dude named Evan
spoon fully ladled insults adrip
with indignity of loosing -
bubbling and dribbling spittle