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a she/her who never got prosecuted for a felon,
yet who most deaf fin knit lee 
possesses sound blinding killer instincts
think miracle worker Anne Sullivan
signifying rendering phenomenal success
with one female named re: amazing Helen
exhibiting discerning admirable qualities
constituting intelligent witty male
despite his/him sports haunch size of a melon.

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for dalliance with mother tongue
English Language, each
singular lettered manifestation
familiar to yours truly symbolized