My professional treatment plan
predicated upon duress in extremis
hence Electroconvulsive therapy,
a last ditch effort I avail
and surrender self qua
to shock the monkey (me)
one (twenty first century)
obstinate bipedal hominid turncoat
optioned, aye bewail
as desperation if standard

psychological measures peter out
leaving nothing but pall tree
(paltry) choice, and
to be frank and/or ernest
if necessary to blackmail
either Doctor Demento or
Doctor Frankenstein,
not out of the question,
cuz accidental discover re: