(serendipitous verisimilitude)
I stand in awe
(with mouth agape) at elegiac, fantastic,
   and graphic idyllic Kinkade magic
   leaving breathlessness from craw
at such artistic talent oozing
   spellbindingly, whatever
   aforementioned noteworthy craftsman
   didst paint or draw,

and chanced to comment
   about sad affairs leaving flaw
in regard to questionable business ethics -
   where press hee haw
contradicting, maligning,
   undermining, and jaw
boning sans said late talented mortal
   engaging in sketchy traits of south paw

city when contrasted
   with a dog given gift -
   ooh...such rah...rah...rah
when he first appeared on the scene,
   where most viewers saw
utmost dynamic, fantastic,
   and harmonic convergence
displaying such prosaic, rhapsodic,
   titanic art show events

hum...and perhaps not surprising
   his illicit in dull gents
   presents stark contrast,
   staring hypnotized
   as imagination invents
experiencing peaceful, restful
   and tumblerful joie de vivre espying
   honorable mentioned nonpareil oeuvre
   that placidly rents
craving to disappear into
   bucolic landscape whence,
splashed upon canvass,

attempting to bat
presumed "FAKE" rumors
   aside as nonsense - fat
chance prevailed constituting:
   deceitful, immoral, unfaithful sly kat
nocturnal antics, despite scathing attacks
   (cut him down to size),
   niggardly praises spat
out for me, I maintain cult of personality (his)
   setting Mac Book Pro wallpaper
   with exemplary landscape,
   either authentic or copy cat.