He “clearly” didn’t  see the signs!

Cheque bounced.
Lifestyle on the hop!

Promising author …..has a novel idea!



Current indications
come as a shock?

My material assets….. didn’t quite materialise!

Everything went swimmingly … cheerful lifeguard said

Computer  programmer’s affairs …. going viral online

Marital discord ….. strikes a familiar chord!

Lady-in-waiting…. Gentleman otherwise engaged

Zany photographer hardly ever picture perfect

Prenuptial agreement flawed .. ..postnuptial slanging “match.”