(already aa year elapsed since thy youngest progeny received her high school diploma). Valedictorian treads across makeshift platform i.e. most likely auditorium stage marked by hushed audience inhaling, notating, and regaling gleeful lightness of buoyant feat (yeat heavy of heart) feted for 2017 Redmond Enrichment Academy graduates, who attained a milestone vis a vis earning their high school diploma, and ready to launch bountiful daunting challenges, yet sure footed each young gal and/or guy will exude joy and sorrow upon grasping their high school diploma aware a sound education sent each on their own future path while pomp and circumstances issues forth by adroit musically talented underclass man, which emotional celebrated achievement evoked by keynote student speaker, but also underscored via that well worn mortarboard, linkedin, kickstarter, Joyous tune (composed by Sir Edward Elgar – subtitled March Number 1) acknowledging cheers, eliciting grownups immense Kleenex moistening overpowering quintessentially simmering ululating wrenching yowling as tassels flipped (maybe in conjunction with a non twittering uber bird) to left side of the caparisoned newly anointed future Dharma Bums, professionals and/or trades persons momentarily stung with sadness to depart favorite classmates and teachers who voluntarily cosseted, ferried, and capitalone did flickr imperceptibly, kneaded LivingSocial, and massaged MineCraft outlook plenti full confidence, faith, and inherent lettered oblations to serve as a snap chatting, soundcloud springboard no matter what destiny each young man or woman decides to pursue. Though accolades dedicated genuinely (just my outlying participation) special veneration x2c accorded beautiful daughter ecstatic gloating honestly jubilant kindred made noble perseverance reaching ultimate write x zit that will usher her onward toward opportunities sustained by confidence gained thru academic ambition, dynamic dedication, and gigantic germination of maturation, whose individual future trajectory predicated with the rubric of essential scholastic tools essential to gain positive further education and thence employment endeavors. So Punim (whom this papa does love and miss) attempted to let the words tumble upon the display screen communicating in my patois, (a gallimaufry of mumbo jumbo shrimp limp ping missive) at your success attaining a laudable momentous occasion per rejoicing, no matter the message possibly lost amidst this cobbled gobbledygook, which attempts to pass as acclaimed literary endeavor. Okay, I experience tears of euphoria and misgiving at lack of finances to share in person how this dada daubs dribbling tears ducts. Congratulations thy beloved Shana.