Touch your toes, rear up here; She pooped in her panties again. When will tiny tot of three Remember to tell me: "Mommy, mommy I have to poo poo pee!" Money flushing down my loo; I'm wiping a bottom covered in poo. Plugging my nose, Stench drenched over clean clothes. My baby finally has a clue: "Mommy! It's number two!" One day I will look back, Laughing about wiping her stinky little crack. How embarrassed my dear shall be. If only today there wasn't this puddle of pee!