Planet for sale: one careless owner.
For more info, please telephone, or
come in person between nine and three
to view this splendid property.
A bargain, recently vacated.
Good size, delightfully located,
there’s masses of potential here.
Supplied with ample atmosphere
albeit somewhat overheated.
Resources – although quite depleted,
by no means everything has gone.
Even life is somehow hanging on.
We recommend a full inspection;
please wear appropriate protection
– the place has suffered from neglect
over the years, but we expect
that careful stewardship will earn
a more than generous return.
An investment opportunity
and priced as such: completely free
to first-time buyers who’ll show more
good sense than those who came before.