My checking account currently barred and devoid of zest experiences historical drought, thus any heroic measures viz, undergoing thee absolute best financial care ablution, e'en that most noblest and cents able action expunging charges, would be seem counter productive wishful thinking to in vest, thus this Citizen Banker, now vouchsafes, (as he thrashes in throes) of extreme emotional unrest, and speculates intervening triage emergency measures, would be the last best electric acid kool aid litmus test to alleviate permanent psycho logical damage or worse... permanently affecting ability for him to be himself and jest..., exhale relief along the entire amortization Common wealth (plane as spreadsheet) embankment - prayerfully yours truly hates tubby a pest..., but further pennilessness would unexpectedly doom maturation, and hasten bankruptcy, hence he hurriedly writes this incomprehensible gobbledygook attempting to impersonate legal minted missive (so please pardon any flabby bankrolls, these fatty deposits figuratively accidental faux pas to get worry off chest) cuz, now at night (or even during the day), I can never rest in peace, nor even if aye scaled fully i.e. ascended Mount Everest lugging entire quite thin monetary portfolio, nonetheless accomplishing heartfelt highly interesting fiduciary mandate (told from loan officer), not the least bit impressed with every last ounce of effort ambition reinforced, plus with good luck amulet ankh ring crampons, but no matter such extreme steps (anyway, say hypothetical principle last ditch resort fell thru, whereat unexpected unbalanced demise of Matthew Scott Harris occurred), and his disembodied soul joined among grateful dead, relentlessly wracking and writhing, hence request ting money matter duress as ye probably (and accurately) guessed please exempt further payments, cuz he (meaning I) would feel immensely blessed if remaining balance purged addressed to CAP officer at Citizen Bank World accessing credit cards: