Limericks for "A gal had a notable knack"
by Frank Watson

A credenza had a notable knack

Every time I’d walk by it would quack

I asked “what’s the matter?”

But it kept up the clatter

So I gave it a notable whack


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This model had a notable knack

When talking everyone would look at her rack

She thought it was lewd

Where their eyes were glued

But it was just ’cause her teeth had plaque


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My puppy has a notable knack

Whenever someone comes she makes a yack

I tell her to be quiet

Or I’ll give her a riot

But when she wags her tail she wins me back


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Balloons have a notable knack

In spring they fill the air in sacs

The children scream

While eating ice cream

And ah, the youthful years they bring back


All writings and translations are Copyright © by Frank Watson, also writing as "Blue Flute" (2011-2014).
Year: 
2012