"What's the diffrence between Green and Red?"
Said the angry Mr. Ted,
Who had been stuck there at a light,
For forty five on one late night.

"What's the diffrence between Red and Green?
There's realy nothing in between!"
The sulking stoping steaming man
Started to devise a plan.

"I'll go through now and if I'm seen
I'll say I saw a flash of green."
So foward Ted pressed the pedal.
Foward he pushed his piece of metal!

Clonk Cobam Clamp and Crash!
Mr. Ted was wrong to dash,
For once again he had to wait,
To get a brand new license plate.