oft times ('specially
   these latter unsainted days and nights)
   death doth haunt me atheistic zeitgeist
which thoughts of my demise

   crowds out purposeful thinking 
   in the twitching mind kempf
   paradigm of this atheist
hence, he betook himself
   to this MacBook Pro,

   while swiss side dull ideations
   for professional intercession, could not wait
   asper affecting s cathartic,
   emetic, harmonic tete a tete

and providing a meaningful surrogate
   to expunge morbid mental state
accessed Open Office
   and let fingers (of left hand) do talking heads

   to an imaginary therapist
   across this qwerty keyboard
   allowing, enabling, and 
   at the quickest typing rate

striving to cap cha dismal, gloomy,
   and ill lust tree us deplorable mood aye e quate
with pitching into a bottomless abyss where pate
fed ceaseless diet of NON GMO –

   a last repast the grim reaper did orchestrate
   gluten free, an extra heavy dose
   of monosodium gluti Nate
which ingredient doth BuzzFeed thine appetite

   for total mortal exter minate
'thou no need fermi to rush,
   where angels fear to tread, cuz but better late
than never, the apothegm, credo, ethos...Kate

(the caterer maintains an open exit from life,
   and cares only that each soul doth feel elan,
   joi de vivre, and psalm times
   a leaper chants, ecstatically finally

   gustatory humming dont jubilate
for your final homecoming, or else
   the mailer daemon lived
   a devilish life will instigate
a de coup age d'etat, but such extreme

   measure for measure heed doth hate
yet exceptions always made for a date
particularly when henchmen to die for
   golden opportunity

   to snatch a generic guy a create
an underground soiree will cease,
   when ashes master
   of hell raising circumstances twill use as bait
let underground missionary be my advocate.