I van hoe an try yen to describe
  while sitting on me rump
How he oh bomb in lee rages
  with gnashing teeth while back a slump

Blasting Republican result (thirteen months ago),
sans  faux pas Democratic nomination as a sham –
   from special interest pump
Donald Duck Trump  He, the epitome

   of crass bloviation, a malignant lump
Whose rants sans presidential outcome a sham bull
   With his millions beds this,
   that and another woman to bareback jump

Disseminating gene pool –
   birthing more quakers and additionally doth hump
The mass media as some foolhardy charade,
   and caricature of a frazzled grump

This arboreal clothed ape erecting Taj Mahal
   phallic symbols where players dump
And gamble away hard earn cash
   for his kitty, as if that cachet to grind and bump

Lambasting with that maniacal
   leering pout while hair rum bulls
   Atop his bulbous aerosol sprayed
   heady measly shaped Muppet
   Dis eased cranial hologram
   of a cretaceous, facetious and insidious mump!