A fool, a buffoon, a comedian or a clown
They all act stupid but are really smart,
They are an odd breed of their own
Just for laughs they win your heart.
 
A lady, a lass, a vamp or a tramp
They all act naive but are pretty smart,
With a tease or a taunt they lay a trap
Just with a smile they steal your heart.
 
A priest, a rabbi, a swami or a holy man
They all act pious but are a bunch of upstarts,
With a discourse or a sermon they summon
your souls and bleed dry your trusting hearts!