Some bugs have big heads, whereas others have fangs that pierce their own kind; some form sizable gangs which attack other gangs; and then some are ascetic, some puny, some tough, and some truly athletic. One can swivel its head and, resembling a nun in a trance, is as still as a stick. Who would run from a stick? Yet its deadly front legs full of spikes will grab beetles and flies, even hummingbirds. Yikes! One bug looks so pretty you just want to hug it— a monarch or ladybug—though you might bug it. Another appears to have come from a planet where even the locals want only to ban it. The centipede looks like a bristly missile. The aphid—green, tiny, and soft—sips on thistle. Daily users of silk with an octet of eyes, while most spiders aren’t biters of men, you’d be wise to avoid them. Some beasties, though, actually draw fresh blood (like the horsefly) and leave your flesh raw with their scimitar-mandibles. Then there’s the roach. This beetlelike creature will often encroach on your space, yet is harmless as earwigs. Another odd bug called the weta is slightly a brother to cockroach and cricket; the size of a mouse, it can scare a meek lady if found in her house. And last, a behemoth, the creepiest bug in the cosmos, who quails at a gnat or a slug, who cowers from scorpion, flinches from flea, yet commands the whole world. Yup, that’s right—you and me.