An Exercise in Metaphor-- - - - Last Nights Book Burning - of - Bill Nye's Crime Against Words "
"Loads of laughs .The buckets of Gravy being poured on us non stop." "The whole two hours ! the laughing no stop. " - I did my my best with alliteration to capture Owen Benjamin's sentiments using satire against propaganda 
The Scenery: Night Time Chilly Outside. Owen is Live Streaming on YouTube next to a trash Can Fire. The Title of the Live Stream Comedy Entertainment is “Book Burning of Bill Nye’s Horribly Written Propaganda." - Owen Benjamin sets the theme with his opening Line as he rips a page out of Bill Nye’s Book and crumples it up , then tosses it into the Fire. “Fuck You Bill !"- RRrriiippp ! ! Whooshh ! “Oh  yeah ,I can feel the calm come over me . No ,coronu , no more coronu jokes guys , enough with the 5G shit already , this is Bill Nye's Party.” -- “Bill you Bastard, liar. He wants to trade you a bike for your SUV ? Are You fucking Joking?” Owen reads a bit more.."I hate him, and his writing is insulting to books. Even the Bible has a few Lines of of perfect verse that have added to my Wisdom gas tank , but Bill Nye's book. I would not have even used it for Kindling because the slimy evil soot would mot definitely defile my garbage can.” ..”you see.. I would not wipe my ass with it either. Literary Crimes are worse than War Crimes....I loath him. Why If I was a cop.. I’d... I'd beat the fuck out him with a Night Stick. No. A Black Jack , but I'd place a yellow pages against him at the places that I was 'whaling’ on him so It would hurt worse , but leave no  marks that could be matched to the 'Suicide by Auto Erotic Rough Sex 'soas I won't get fired , or nothin' , my brother in law is the coroner here so if i get carried away and beat him all the way to . .to ..til his bones are pulverised to the same degree of the ....Remember nine eleven  Bill ? , I didn't think we would agree on”, WHAPP ! , “anything” ,..WHAPP ! , “but” ,..WHAAOPP ! “the ..time that plane smashed into ..the” ...WHAP.! Bill Nye whimpering .. “boohoo ,hoo , noo! , but I’m Bill..Nye”..WHAAPP!!...”the..sci..ent”...WHOOAP! WHOOMP!.....WHAP!.WHAP!..Qwen Loudly and Sadistically says “Whrrrrrrhaa oh yeah ! Get som , Bill!!”.. WWHAAOOOPPP!! !!!!! "Boo ,hoo, ooh nho hoo ,p.pl.l...ease.. ...wwwh..why ?” Cried Bill Nye. Owen replies with Demonic breathing undertones “Because you're Bill Nye the fuckin' crying guy tonight ! ..You still wanna remain Silent ! , Bill !? , You had plenty to say in” , ..WHAP !. .,”your”, .WHAP ! ,.”book !!!...c' mon , Bill !, I want to hear you say it ! ...tell us what You DID ! ! !”  WHAAOOPP ! ,WHAAPP !, WHAPP! ,”You don't know what you did Bill !?” , WHAP ! WHAOP !.”cat got your tongue , Bill !?.Am I writing your script , Bill !? , huh , feels like I am !”  ,WHAP ! , - “Let's play some Total Recall , then , huh Bill.?”.. WHAAPP !!WHAPP !! WHAPP! ! ! !! "Ans !- swer! -mee!”.. WHAP!,WHAP ! WHAP ! WHAP! WHAP ! , WHAAAOPP !! “You know what you did !!"..WHAOOPP!!... Owen’s Captain enters and speaks "Calm Down , man !, calm down buddy this piece of shit aint worth it..You ..he's out cold ..you knocked him out Owen!.Stop you killing him!". WHAP ! , WHAP ! ,Owen begin’s to relax now.  “Hhhha.! .Hahahaha!  Whwwheww!”..
-  (Aside): To write in that manner in a published book , is Like a Fat ,and nasty Rachel Maddow sitting on a stool at an easel in front of a canvas painting a portrait of Brian Williams getting gang banged in the back of a Gay Bar , at three A.M. , the Witching Hour , the hour of bloody , torn , Shitty , Rectum Rape too ..for Brian ..mutilated rectum , and if that ain't bad enough ,right ? Well , It's about to get a lot worse , before it gets better , so hang - on Hannah .. My contempt for Bill Nye still fills my heart with rage ; If you can imagine the sort of rage that a Puerto Rican Girlfriend , that thinks you're cheating on her might have , outrageous , and unstoppable Puerto Rican Rage ! , I bet she'd do what I image I'd want to do to Bill for writing such horrible prose even by propaganda standards , and that is - sneak up beside his car while he's stopped at a Red Light , then with my right hand that's gripping A .38 Special, I'd reach into Bill's Driver Window , when he aint expecting it , and start unloading it on him in the Genitals. BANG ! , BANG !, BANG ! BANG ! , BANG! BANG !!.!.click !.click !!...click !....click.!......click!..............click.!......so much calmer ....that's better . So I think I'll turn final on this critique with the time I visited CNN News Set , and I accidently saw , now I can never unsee .. Rachel Maddow , eww .!.nasty Lover of Flesh over God , I was not interested to see this , but out of my periphery , and now I Know what that stank was wafting around the CNN News Set that bizarre afternoon . But I saw Her dipping The Brush into Horrible , Horrible , Bloody Stank Menstruation Blood , Pen her name in the lower right corner , and say with that c*** faced a crooked smile of hers..... - " Mon meilleur et meilleur chef d'oeuvre' ! '' Said In french . I.m gonna ' be sick , but I got Bill Nye out of my system .. You can't 'unsee ' that . Fuck you bill..fuck you bill..forever and ever in Hell…….