expert experiences black on white
by men who are all white from the midriff
to the arches through the lowest joints

we train you in accepted imagery
the sights of love and other popular sports
and keep your eyes peeled for the gems of gab

diction or fact, it's all one to the larynx

the applicant is to be oriented
a hustler from his collarbutton up,
upright and spry
a snotshooter
who spares no words
or pleasant whispers of address

report to us at once with sample pomp
and testimonies of urbanity

also a man to master mockery
a spotlighter with strong intentions