Classic Poem

Und bist du erst mein ehlich Weib

And when you're once my wedded wife
You'll be an envied one, dear;
For then you'll live the happiest life
With nought but pleasure and fun, dear.

And if you should scold I will not curse,
'Twill be a matter of course, dear;
But ah, should you disdain my verse,
I'll get me a divorce, dear.