The Rump

Tom C: hath been in Italy and swears
He's for the Rumpe, Contemns All other wares:
And deems it best of Pleasure that is stole
So Day appeers thorough a little Hole
For Trading in the Citty's grown so Common
Since Adam was a Man and Eve a Woeman
That He despises the Owld way to Sinn
And must a new pass find to bring it in
'T may be for that His fancies All Conspire
To let us know a Burnt Child dreads the fire
And evry box of ware hath in't some Trick
To Cheat and Cousen Oftentimes jack P —
When He is Crest faln out of hart and Poore
Drivn from the fore-gate to seek the back Dore
Or Broaken-Snouted needs a Dildo prop
To Reinvest Him Foreman of that Shop
Yet guiv'n to Gaming stil Tom turns up Trump
And Shunns the Belly for to Court the Rump.