When cosmic matters fill the world
And Governments about are hurled,
I note that men of every age
Turn first to read the sporting page.

But when the Series games are played,
Or Biff beats Wallop by a shade,
I make this observation sage:
First thing folks read's the sporting page.

When cosmic matters fill the world
And Governments about are hurled,
I note that men of every age
Turn first to read the sporting page.

But when the Series games are played,
Or Biff beats Wallop by a shade,
I make this observation sage:
First thing folks read's the sporting page.