A Mercer I am in a very good style,
Neat and pretty, by jingo!
I bow and smirk,
I noddle and jerk,
I prink up and perk,
And simper and smile,
With my hey dong, ding dong, dingo!
Lord, I am quite the thing
With my hey dong, ding dong, dingo!

At Bagnigge Wells sometimes I sip tea,
At Islington sup good stingo:
I shut up my shop
And out of town pop,
Then dance at a hop;
He! he! he! he! he!
With my hey dong, ding dong, dingo!
Ain't I quite the thing?
With my hey dong, ding dong, dingo!