Their fiery tongues and gossip, such a shame
They scared the angels away, all to blame
My, how the church folk do fight !
It's really quite a sad sight
Should be peaceful and honor the Lord's name

The church folk are still fighting, oh, oy vey !
Yes, been this way since way back in the day
Even the church choir loft
Director's toupee flies oft
Food fight supper night, pastor ran away !