I grabbed the new Who's Who to see
My name - but it was not.
Said I: "The form they posted me
I filled and sent - so what?"
II
I searched the essies," dour with doubt . . .
Darn! It was plain as day
The scurvy knaves had left me out . . .
Oh was I mad? I'll say.
III
Then all at once I sensed the clue;
'Twas simple, you'll allow . . .
The book I held was Who Was Who -
Oh was I glad - and how!