Good people, and you that have been undone
By Guns, and Drums and the Trumpets tone,
And new hard words since Forty and One.
Which no body can deny .

Here is a word that will plague you more
Then any that ever went before,
'Tis the Rump of Harry Martins Whore,
Which, &c .

The Cause was at first a pretty conceit
To create a durty Rebel great;
But now that has left th'imperial Seat,
Which, &c .

A General was a glorious Name,
Till Essex his Member spoilt his fame;
For a Souldier ought to be good at the game,
Which, &c .

The Communication Line was a Jigg,
And as good as the Bath to make women big,
Who never were so, till they learnt to digg,
Which,&c .

Artillery was a thundring word,
Where many appear'd with Musket and Sword,
To fright poor Atkins out of a turd,
Which, &c .

Cavalier was a name of as great a Force,
As Centaure , that is both Man and Horse,
And for Ravishing suffered many a curse,
Which, &c .

Yet every Woman that had this fear,
Although in her heart a Roundhead she were,
In her belly she wisht a Cavalier,
Which, &c .

Sequestration scar'd Men out of their Plate,
Excise drew potent Ale out of date,
And the Corps de Gard broke many of pate,
Which, &c .

The Plunderers made men hide their money,
And women their jewels, if they had any;
And one there was, hid Gold in her Cunny,
Which, &c .

A Commonwealth is a Citizens trust,
And by his wife ador'd it must,
As a Topique to prove adultery just,
Which, &c .

The Protector storm'd with all mankind,
Made Kings and Princes walk behind,
Till the Divel out-ranted him in a wind,
Which, &c .
The Committee of Safety threw the Dye;
But some body spit in his face from on high,
And made the valiant Fleetwood cry,
Which, &c .
But the Rump is a word of such a power,
Pronounc'd, your beer, like thunder, 'twill sowr,
And after make you squitter an howr,
Which, &c .

The squirting at Epsom's not worth a louse,
Rump out-does all, that comes there to carouse;
For it shit from Portsmouth to Wallingford house,
Which, &c .

If Booth were no Knave, a Fool let him be,
To keep such a stir for Liberty,
When the Rump sets all it's Tenants Free,
Which, &c .

He that could imitate sounds in a fart,
And speak from behind with a wondrous Art,
Were he living now, should take Lenthals part,
Which, &c .

And then a Fart for the Cities forces,
For Monk that's coming with all his Horses,
And a T — — for Fairfax too, that worse is,
Which, &c .
A Parson once in a frolick Divine,
Exhausted Glasses, twenty and nine,
For Turkey's Rump in Canary wine,
Which, &c .

And sure he received a Revelation,
When to preach he left his first Vocation,
That a Rump in time should rule the Nation,
Which, &c .

Montelions Diall's a drolling Mock,
With a stick in the Countrey Fellows dock,
And fitter now than the Pallace clock,
Which, &c .

Morlay a joynt of the Rump grew bigg,
And swelling; but politick Haslerigg ,
He sent him for Physick to Doctor Trigg ,
Which, &c .

Mad Vane was Anointed King, and said,
He received a Crown that burden'd his Head,
For which the Rump sent him home to Bed,
Which, &c .

The Abjuring Oath made the Speaker Sick,
Which Haslerigg taking in the Nick,
For his fain'd one show'd him a real Trick,
Which, &c .

Thus, what for aliment is unfit,
The Tail by a vertue guiding it,
Excludes, and leaves it self beshit,
Which, &c .

Let no man pretend any Cause,
Against the Rump to open his Jawes,
For it rules by the Fundamental Laws,
Which no body can deny .