Spoken by Mrs. Verbruggen .

You see we try all Shapes, and Shifts, and Arts,
To tempt your Favours, and regain your Hearts.
We weep, and laugh, join Mirth and Grief together,
Like Rain and Sunshine mixt, in April Weather.
Your different Tasts divide our Poet's Cares:
One Foot the Sock, t'other the Buskin wears:
Thus while he strives to please, he's forc'd to do't,
Like Volscius , hip-hop, in a single Boot.
Criticks, he knows, for this may damn his Books:
But he makes Feasts for Friends, and not for Cooks,
Tho' Errant-Knights of late no Favour find,
Sure you will be to Ladies-Errant kind.
To follow Fame, Knights-Errant make Profession:
We Damsels flye, to save our Reputation:
So they, their Valour show, we, our Discretion.
To Lands of Monsters, and fierce Beasts they go.
We to those Islands where Rich Husbands grow:
Tho' they're no Monsters, we may make 'em so.
If they're of English Growth, they'll bear't with patience:
But save us from a Spouse of Oroonoko 's Nations!
Then bless your Stars, you happy London Wives,
Who love at large, each Day, yet keep your Lives:
Nor envy poor Imoinda 's doting Blindness,
Who thought her Husband kill'd her out of Kindness.
Death with a Husband ne'er had shewn such Charms,
Had she once dy'd within a Lover's Arms.
Her error was from ignorance proceeding:
Poor Soul! she wanted some of our Town Breeding.
Forgive the Indian 's Fondness of her Spouse;
Their Law no Christian Liberty allows:
Alas! they make a Conscience of their Vows!
If Virtue in a Heathen be a Fault;
Then damn the Heathen School, where she was taught.
She might have learn'd to Cuckold, Jilt and Sham,
Had Covent-Garden been in Surinam .