Classic Poem

There's a great big mystery
And it surely is worrying me
This diddie wa diddie
This diddie wa diddie
I wish somebody would tell me what diddie wa diddie means

The little girl about four feet four:
“Come on papa and give me some more
Of your diddie wa diddie
Your diddie wa diddie”
I wish somebody would tell me what diddie wa diddie means

I went out and walked around
Somebody yelled, said: “Look who's in town—
Mister diddie wa diddie
Mister diddie wa diddie”
I wish somebody would tell me what diddie wa diddie means

Went to church, put my hand on the seat
Lady sat on it, said: “Daddy you sure is sweet,
Mister diddie wa diddie
Mister diddie wa diddie”
I wish somebody would tell me what diddie wa diddie means

I said: “Sister I'll soon be gone
Just gimme that thing you setting on
My diddie wa diddie
My diddie wa diddie”
I wish somebody would tell me what diddie wa diddie means

Then I got put out of church
'Cause I talk about diddie wa diddie too much
Mister diddie wa diddie
Mister diddie wa diddie
I wish somebody would tell me what diddie wa diddie means