FROM CERTAIN MAXIMS OF ARCHY

i heard a
couple of fleas
talking the other
days says one come
to lunch with
me i can lead you
to a pedigreed
dog says the
other one
i do not care
what a dog s
pedigree may be
safety first
is my motto what
i want to know
is whether he
has got a
muzzle on
millionaires and
bums taste
about alike to me