Classic Poem

A Crab unto her progeny:
" Thou walkest so lop-sidedly;
A steady gait and straight ahead
Is more becoming and well-bred. "
" But, Mother, show me, if you can, "
Replied the young Crustace-an.
The Mother's effort was an antic
Pedantic, frantic, unromantic,
A wriggling, wobbling, jerking, clawing,
With bulging eyes, and head see-sawing —
A work ill-fitted to inspire
Respect, affection, or desire.
The infant Crab replied distracted:
" O Mama, Mama, how you acted! "

MORAL I

Example is the only teacher
For man or crab or any creature.

MORAL II

Parents, avoid such exhibitions
Before your children of conditions
That mock your worthy expositions.