Classic Poem

The prettiest girl
That ever I saw,
Was sucking cider
Through a straw.

I told that girl
I didn't see how
She sucked the cider
Through a straw.

And cheek by cheek
And jaw by jaw
We sucked that cider
Through that straw.

And all at once
That straw did slip;
I sucked some cider
From her lip.

And now I've got
Me a mother-in-law
From sucking cider
Through a straw.